A true story about me and my ginger Ed sheeran
#Ed sheeran
#and a joke peeps
#this is gay
#ed stories
Chapter 1:
Me: Ed, don’t you love me?
Ed: No, you’re a wayfaring stranger
Me: I’ll do anything to be with you
Ed: Will you drink cold coffee
Me: No…I really don’t like coffee
Ed: Darling don’t be nervous, coffee’s good for you
Me: Maybe, I’ll see where I land
Ed: Whatever, I’m going to get drunk
Me: Why can’t you give me love
Ed: Cause I’m building lego houses
Me: Kiss me, like you want to be loved
Ed: No, I’m waiting for a gold rush
Me: Well, don’t get sunburn
Ed: Well, you don’t know, for fucks sake
Me: Fine, have fun sleeping on sofa’s
Ed: This is my home, you’d be homeless
Me: Well I’m carrying our small bump
DUN DUN DUN :)
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secrettruthforyou reblogged this from thisamazingpost and added:
This is too funny! I wrote it like when I was half asleep last night!! lawlzz
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hiitssree said:
hahahaha this great!
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