people at school: fuck those bands you listen to
me: what do you think im trying to do
me: has a great social life, goes to parties, eats what i want, has a perfect body, has sexual intercourse frequently with hot strangers
me: closes sims and cries
Me watching the Olympics at age 9: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 13: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 17: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
mindkillah: some girls really need to chill on taking pictures of themselves. I understand you wanna show the world your new eyeliner or lip gloss, or something new on your face. But shit man, do we really need to see it every damn day? Gosh, you’re beautiful and we know it.. But it might just be a little too much.
fosteringthepeoplelove: kodori: why cant plane tickets be like 10 dollars and why can’t concerts be like 5 dollars or free
shapinguptobeprettycondomz: the year is 2637 and we are still unsure of who let the dogs out
going to school: late
going to a doctors appointment: late
going to a dentist appointment: late
going to my friends house: late
going to a party: late
going to a concert: 8 hours early
Everybody is having a baby!! WTF kids shouldn’t have kids
breakfastatbequiettiffany: bawbag: In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written
stinson: omg i didn’t have rubbing alcohol so i had to use vodka
Do you all have that one friend
that you love so much, but you just can’t really tell them anything..cause they don’t care.
Nicki Minaj concert tonight xx
Maybe mistakes are what make our fate… without them what would shape our lives?...– Sex and the city (via kari-shma)
boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
girl : shaving legs , shaving arms , waxing , plucking , periods , cramps, pregnancy, giving birth ,makeup , shut the fuck up.
hortonhearsadoctorwho: uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
f33ny: why do people always ask celebrities to come to brazil seriously what’s going on in brazil why do they need all these celebrities i’m suspicious
africans: everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
edsheewalkedd: you’re scrolling through tumblr there’s no one online and your dash is dead out of the corner of your eye you spot them the australians
Rob from the real world
is so YUMMY
omg guys my neighbor is on bad girls club omg
ivashkovv: british people ruined my life
My flight got cancelled this morning Waited in line for FOUR hours just to have them tell me we are stuck in texas till Monday afternoon I have Coldplay/Robyn concert tomorrow at 8:30pm I am now stuck, and I can’t go see my concert FUCK AMERICAN AIRLINES
sppencersmith: sometimes channing tatum is smokin hot but then other times he looks like thumb and i cant figure out why that is
Reblog if you think Ed Sheeran is one of the most...
sheeranbomb: this deserves more notes. notes will never be enough for this post
Don’t judge others because they sin differently than you.– Ablaz Poetry (via poeticislam)
White privilege is Microsoft Word not underlining your name in red.