waiter: sorry we don't have pepsi, only coke
taylor swift: *writes an album*
off tooo DC :)
hatfull-oflove: BIG SISTAS WEDDING TMRW YAAAAYYY <3 big crowded house but i kinda love itttt. my grandma is amazinggggg!!! Yay! so excited for the Wedding :)
i don't care what Sarah Jessica Parker does
She use to play Carrie Bradshaw, therefore she will always be fab.
buttcamp: the best compliments are when people compliment you on things about yourself that you thought only you knew or noticed because its like wow you actually must like me if you noticed that about me thank you and what should we name our children
hatfull-oflove: AAAAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH JKDXLFGHUISZJBGRLZJGRSLNGDLGIHAZGLDI NGSDJZLIKNBDXGXDJHGXJLHBG MY NEPHEW IS NOW COMING TMRWWWWWW JKDFNGVISGKBSNONJGA BEST NEWS EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR M,VNKNAIJZNGJTGJF HOLY CRAPPPPPPPPP TOOOO EXCITEDDDD OMGGG IM NOT PUTTING HIM DOWN FOR ONE SECOND OMG JIDGNHJAKGRSNGKSKSJGIS
i like to watch you play with your lizard if thats ok?
Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness.
kodori: if science is so great why can’t i kiss people across the internet
If only i had checked myself– guy who wrecked himself (via ragefire)
stinson: oh god i just had a horrible realization himym isn’t new tomorrow or for three months
thesnowyday asked: Oh ok thanks! Hopefully they'll have some when I'm there... I'm literally obsessed. Hahah :) And I'm going on June 10th! When are you?
are you trying to kill me why are you guys so cute :)
thesnowyday asked: Hey! I was just tracking the "Foster the People" tag on tumblr and I saw you had a poster of their concert with The Kooks! I was wondering where you got that because I'm going to that concert and I'm so excited!! Thanks <3
I want my Christian Grey
Why must Robyn come when I am in Texas
James Morrison tonight :)
Listen to Entire Born and Raised Album for Free
jhnmyr: click here to go to the iTunes store and stream the record now. Pre-order if you dig it. I listened to the record last Wednesday on my flight to Los Angeles. Gave it one more go round before it went out into the world… one last little listen as being just mine. It’s brought me so much joy and company and peace, and I hope it will do the same for you. JM
50 shades of grey
change is always good